atomic alertAmong the many oddities that populate the universe of Internet streaming is a channel that offers a wide selection of cautionary films — those short, pithy movies intended primarily to build character in young Americans and instruct them in vital matters, ranging from dating to surviving an atomic attack (experiences that in some instances require a common skill set).

Most originated during the Cold War, and exist today as cultural curiosities, appalling in some regards, laughable in others. I spun through a dozen or so last night, and along the way learned that one can not only survive a nuclear bomb by ducking and covering beneath a school desk, but that radioactivity can be washed off clothing with simple household soap. What a relief!

Let’s let Ted and Suzy explain. Here, brother and sister hunker down in their well-prepared basement following an apparent nuclear attack (Atomic Alert (Elementary Version), Encyclopedia Britannica Films, 1951.  You’ll need an updated browser to hear the sound):

I’m not especially misty-eyed about the Father Knows Best era, during which men were the keepers of the knowledge, women were the keepers of the detergent and gay people like me were an abomination not just to religious extremists but the general populace.

Yet, I feel a sort of wistfulness about the earnestness of these films,  their presumption that character is important, and that young people should — sooner rather than later —  develop it by taking on responsibility.  A generation of Teds and Suzys learned that they had a job to do during a nuclear attack, for their own good and as part of a communal response:

The same quaint “Be Prepared” notion of early responsibility for self and toward others — albeit, in less apocalyptic circumstances — permeates the 1953 edition of the Girl Scout Handbook, a gift from a friend who shares my appreciation for cultural kitsch and artifacts.handbookcover

In thumbing through the drab-looking volume, I was struck by the rigorous criteria for earning proficiency badges.  For instance, a Scout who wanted to earn a health aid badge had to demonstrate first aid for fainting, cuts, and blisters. To earn a foot traveler badge, she had to take a series of walks totaling 100 miles, including taking charge of an all-day group hike.  I’ve been keeping hens for nearly 15 years,  but I’m not sure I’ve yet fulfilled the requirements for the poultry-raiser badge.


Two generations hence, we give youngsters participation ribbons — awards — for simply showing up.  Children who absorb that unalloyed message grow into the kind of young adults I taught at a Michigan university, students who asked me if I gave “attendance quizzes.”

I looked at them blankly.  Points, they explained, for coming to class.  I would have laughed, but it was impossible with my jaw on the floor. Sure, I thought — and right after class, I’m going to suggest to my department chair that he pay me for standing in front of you, even if I don’t teach.

I don’t want to romanticize one extreme because of my distaste for the other, and I’m certainly not wishing back an era in which children had to fear nuclear annihilation.   Nor do I want to paint with too broad a brush.  During my years in academia, I also encountered young adults who didn’t expect something for nothing,  who understood they had a role to play and responsibilities to meet — to themselves and others — both during their education and after.

I find myself wishing for more of them and fewer of the other, and for a culture in which the development of character is still a core concern, rather than what it too often appears to be — an afterthought, or worse: an anachronism.



  1. Susan Lukwago · · Reply

    “Points for attendance.” I laughed. Out-loud. I still am. Also I am not attempting to romanticize a past era but I must say I still do not understand when staff at our little coffee shop tell me they can hear perfectly well – and even do their work better – when they have an ear-piece on and are listening to their smart phones. No. Not possible. One thing (your music) is getting attention and the other thing (maybe the customer?) is not getting attention.


    1. Time for new staff. 🙂


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